he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
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I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
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That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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