I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
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apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
i think i just naturally attract stoners
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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