I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
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wow.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
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Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
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i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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