Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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