Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
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Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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