We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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