WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
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Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
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Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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