I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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