I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
