You're completely useless in the revolution.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
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