I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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