it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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