Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
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She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
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She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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