Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
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Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
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he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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