I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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