Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Terrible idea I love it
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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