every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
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Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
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I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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