hotel room ftw
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
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I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
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My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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