guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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