He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
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I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
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DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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