do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
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im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
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Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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