you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
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