we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
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The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
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The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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