I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
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My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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