I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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