therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
fuck your aforementioned shoe
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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