No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
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Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
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How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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