K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Randomize
