Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
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since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
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You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
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