Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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