Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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