party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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