I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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