You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
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sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
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Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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