1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
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Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
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She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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