Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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