is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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