If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I seem to have left my pride at pride
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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