Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Randomize
