She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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