Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
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Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
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You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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