What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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