marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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