these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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