Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Randomize
