do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
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Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
You need a sexual gate keeper
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
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I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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