Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
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Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
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Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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