So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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