I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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