Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
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The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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