So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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