Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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