brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
The feeling are messing with the penis
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
