I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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