I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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